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glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

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#put a spoon under the lid and release the seal in seconds no towel needed #tuh duh

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professorgo:

The guy on the left, since he shows clear disgust with having his picture taken suddenly without permission. The guy on the right has had so little sleep that his grip on reality and emotions has left him

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its-tuesday-again:

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH STRAIGHT BOYS

via: ltalian

#fucking hell

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via: ditto

#is this north?

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sweetpulp:

piss boy

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#me

*tamp tamp*

groans:

ah i see youve noticed me tamping down the soft earth

via: alisabot

#YES

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lesbianwarriors:

This is either a gay wedding or a straight one with a selfish groom

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via: captainrussia

I’m still alive

sexhaver:

much like how sharks cannot stop swimming without asphyxiating, Ricky Gervais will die horribly if he goes more than an hour without reminding someone that he’s an atheist

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parrot-dise:

Ralphie, the baby orange winged amazon.

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#baby face

At the dentist, getting fingered in my mouth